Total Medals Earned: 168 (From 43 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,255 Points
Medals Earned: 2/15 (10/475 points)
Play your first game
Climb 100 meters
Jump on your first enemy
Jump on 50 enemies
Climb 1000 meters
Jump on 100 enemies
Perform your first mid-air kill
Climb 2000 meters
Perform a 2X kill combo
Jump on 200 enemies
Climb 4000 meters
Climb 3000 meters
Perform a 3X kill combo
Perform a 4X kill combo
Climb 5000 meters
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 11/20 (75/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Medals Earned: 7/14 (85/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (20/400 points)
Follow me on Newgrounds
Why do I punish myself?
Play "Make it as an Artist"
Follow me on Twitter.
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They hide in your brush, you just have to push 'em out.
FILLING YOUR FAME METER to finally MAKE IT as an Artist.
Paint your masterpiece.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (125/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 7/8 (260/360 points)
Earn 10 Points
Earn 25 Points
Earn 100 Points
Earn 50 Points
Earn 150 Points
Medals Earned: 15/21 (205/500 points)
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
Earn $100 in total
Earn $1000 in total
Earn $10000 in total
Earn $100000 in total
Rescue the crab
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Ascend for the first time
Earn $1000000 in total
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Take a peek at the credits